February 2013
16 posts
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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Listenmischievous-moron: spookyrosey: ...
Feb 20th
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fushigikid: captainunhook: what if scott pilgrim has to battle taylor swift’s exes
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what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this  i shaved for this i put a bra on for you. i got off tumblr for you i am wearing real pants I went outside i got out of bed i woke up
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October 2012
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Oct 30th
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foreveralone-lyguy: I googled “banana cat”. Definitely not disappointed.
Oct 30th
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sea-salt-for-my-tears: louis-vuitomlinson: toocooltobehipster: well that was unexpected wow rude
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captain-olimar: “what are you listening to?” “you’ve probably never heard of it.” “whatever, douchebag hipster.” a tear rolls down the kid’s cheek. this is the third time this has happened. he doesn’t understand why everyone hates his favorite song, “You’ve Probably Never Heard Of It.”
Oct 26th
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September 2012
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Listennuggetsandpizza: Allow me to remind you about...
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pizzaforpresident: The Black Eyed Peas as they were meant to be heard.
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priyamia: Guys are usually standing next to their dates or holding their hand, or even their hip but then there’s Will Smith
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fashionnmonster: once october starts my blog is gonna get SUPER SPOOKY 
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August 2012
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puzzlegirlsandpoprocks: fuckyeahreactions:   OMG CRYING!!!!
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July 2012
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Jul 31st
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So this happened
makorralicious: therandomgirl: well I thought it was funny. DEAD
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